A New Addition... (HELP!)

It was just another normal day of training. I was wiped out as usual...

And then...it appeared.

Tada!

Colette: Hey look! A skitty! Penelope, go!

Me:...

Colette: Come on! Go use scratch!

Me: ...Fine...

*Claws come out. Goes over to use scratch*

Skitty: Ahhh!!!! No!!!!! Please don't hurt me!!!!

Me: ...

Skitty:

Me: ...Alright! Fine! But my trainer wants to catch you...

Skitty: WHAT?!! Your trainer wants to catch...ME?!!!!!

Me: ... Yeah... So what's your move?

Skitty: OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! I'm going to be a TRAINED POKEMON!!!!

Me: ... *Sweat drop*

Skitty: *Gasp* I'm going to go on adventures! And make a bajillion friends! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Put me in a pokeball right now!!!! Please?

Me:... *to Colette* Throw the pokeball.

*Colette throws the pokeball. Skitty stays inside.*

Colette: I caught a skitty! YAY!

*Picks me up and hugs me*

Colette: You did it Penelope! Let's take her out and meet her!

*Colette throws pokeball. Skitty comes out*

Skitty: Wheeee! This is the best day of my life!!!

*Skitty hugs Colette.*

Colette: Awww... you're so sweet. I'm going to call you... Callie!

Skitty: OMG! I have a pokemon nickname! I'm Callie!!!!

Me: ...Hooray...

*Callie jumps down a hugs me*

Callie: We're going to be the bestiest BFFs in all of the BFF pokemon universe!!!

Me: ...

Callie: So what's your pokemon nickname?

Me: ...Penelope...

Callie: That's so kawaii! OMG, you can even make a nickname of your nickname! You can be Penny! Or...PEPE!

Me: You mean like piss?

Callie: No silly, Pepe is so ca-yute! I'm going to call you Pepe-chan!

Me:

Colette: Comeon guys! Let's go back to the motel.

Callie: Yay!

Me: Help.